Google to release Shh, the Savior of Remote Workers
Google (NASDAQ: GOOGL) unveiled its latest hardware offering today at the Summit for Sugarcoating Capitalism in San Francisco. Targeted at …
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Guinness World Records Confirms Smallest Phallic Graffito
Adjudicators for Guinness World Records confirmed today that a new global record for the tiniest penis vandalization has been set …
Existential “Hug-Me Dready Bear” Hits Shelves this Week
Hasbro unveiled its new must-have toy of the holiday season: the Hug-Me Dready Bear. This cuddly li’l friend mumbles a number …
Research suggests ‘The Circle Game’ originated with early man
Anthropologists at Ohio State University have published a controversial paper in American Anthropologist positing early man as the creator of “the …
Senator Bernie Sanders runs on “Crunchwrap Supremes for Everyone” for 2020 election
True to his socialist roots, Senator Bernard Sanders (I-Vermont) today declared his bid for the US presidency on a truly …
Scientists redefine true meaning of Christmas, black hole opens in Indiana
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration today issued a statement regarding the formation of a microsingularity in the vicinity of …
Dear Tabby – The Age of Boredom
DEAR TABBY: I’m getting up there in age, and a great many of my friends have passed on before me. …