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Tag: Christmas

Existential “Hug-Me Dready Bear” Hits Shelves this Week

Hasbro unveiled its new must-have toy of the holiday season: the Hug-Me Dready Bear. This cuddly li’l friend mumbles a number …

December 25, 2018 universally

Local Nonagenarian Accuses Nat King Cole of Ageism

Local woman Evelyn Sue Rubenacker, 93, is suing the estate of Nathaniel Adams Cole, known by his professional name Nat …

December 25, 2018 Anaya Listo

Scientists redefine true meaning of Christmas, black hole opens in Indiana

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration today issued a statement regarding the formation of a microsingularity in the vicinity of …

December 17, 2018 Anaya Listo

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