Scientists redefine true meaning of Christmas, black hole opens in Indiana
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration today issued a statement regarding the formation of a microsingularity in the vicinity of …
New: Karlx Marx Snack Mix!
If you don’t share, it’s off to the chewlag for you. Also coming soon: Academia Nut Cookies!
Dear Tabby – The Age of Boredom
DEAR TABBY: I’m getting up there in age, and a great many of my friends have passed on before me. …
Bidding Concludes for Lunar Billboard Space
The Free Market Astronomical Union presided this week over the first-ever interplanetary property auction, awarding contracts for advertisement slots on …
Boston Dynamics Releases Asimov Decision API
These days a well-known provider of fodder for apocalyptic robotic uprising scenarios, Boston Dynamics first made waves across the Internet …
Dear Tabby – My Husband’s an Alcoholic
DEAR TABBY: My husband has been a prolific drinker his whole life–I knew this when we were married years ago, …
Firefighters Arrive in Time to Offer Thoughts & Prayers to People Trapped in Burning House
“The family kept telling things like ‘help!’ and ‘use that ladder you’re holding!'” says local Fire Chief. “And I yelled back ‘THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS!!’ I even tweeted it.”
Last-Minute Low-Investment Halloween Ideas
We at The Grumpy Universe acknowledge that the benefits of “growing up” are poorly researched and largely anecdotal. But it should at …