The Grumpy Universe Creates Nihi List Dating Service
A new era dawns, meatbags. We fleshly coils here on planet Earth generally have an inborn need for emotional and …
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Chinese Knock Off Trump Resort, Building “Fart Casino and Hotel”
At a time when the leader of the tree world is already escalating tensions with China over North Korea’s nuclear aspirations, …
TGU’s Christmas Carol Favorites
Ah, Christmas. One of the most emotionally polarizing (LOL GET IT BECAUSE ICE BECAUSE WINTER) times of year. After rigorous …
Alarming Increase in Ulceration And Dyspepsia Among Intelligent Humans
Doctors the world over have reported a significant rise in reported cases of various stress-related symptoms as well as prescriptions …
Important Rhetorical Questions [Updated for 2017]
There comes a time when one must ponder one’s place in the world in relation to physical and metaphysical (lol) …
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Yes, you read that right. What a steal, what a deal, it’s real, feel our zeal! This month, for TGU patrons …