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We Forced an AI to Generate Headlines
Based on our corpus. Here’s a human-picked assortment of the best of what it wrote (some punctuation is our addition): …
Church wins in landmark Santos v. Nye case, protecting total fabrications
The SCOTUS passed down its ruling today in the Santos v. Nye case, a messy, drawn-out litigation between Bishop Evan …
Existential “Hug-Me Dready Bear” Hits Shelves this Week
Hasbro unveiled its new must-have toy of the holiday season: the Hug-Me Dready Bear. This cuddly li’l friend mumbles a number …
Slug Bug Expansion Pack
‘Tis the season for terrible road trips to see worse family, eat awful fruit cakes, and receive abysmal gifts. Thankfully, …
Research suggests ‘The Circle Game’ originated with early man
Anthropologists at Ohio State University have published a controversial paper in American Anthropologist positing early man as the creator of “the …
Scientists redefine true meaning of Christmas, black hole opens in Indiana
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration today issued a statement regarding the formation of a microsingularity in the vicinity of …
Last-Minute Low-Investment Halloween Ideas
We at The Grumpy Universe acknowledge that the benefits of “growing up” are poorly researched and largely anecdotal. But it should at …
Derpwatching for Beginners
Never been derpwatching before? This beginner’s guide will give you all the information you need to get started on a successful, satisfying derpwatching career.