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APIs Now Return “Moral Wattage” So You Can Know If You’re a Good Person

In response to growing public concern over the energy consumption of artificial intelligence, a new open API standard—GUILT STACK—now allows …

Based on our corpus. Here’s a human-picked assortment of the best of what it wrote (some punctuation is our addition): …

The SCOTUS passed down its ruling today in the Santos v. Nye case, a messy, drawn-out litigation between Bishop Evan …

Hasbro unveiled its new must-have toy of the holiday season: the Hug-Me Dready Bear. This cuddly li’l friend mumbles a number …

‘Tis the season for terrible road trips to see worse family, eat awful fruit cakes, and receive abysmal gifts. Thankfully, …

Anthropologists at Ohio State University have published a controversial paper in American Anthropologist positing early man as the creator of “the …

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration today issued a statement regarding the formation of a microsingularity in the vicinity of …

We at The Grumpy Universe acknowledge that the benefits of “growing up” are poorly researched and largely anecdotal. But it should at …