God Forms Limited-Time-Only New Gender from Adam’s McRib
Heavenly Storehouses Manufacturing Inc. announced today at its Worldwide Divinity Conference that it would be bringing a new human sex …
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Universe Trials Existence Opt-In
The Universe announced today that it has begun A/B testing a new prenatal questionnaire with a subsection of its unborn …
Half of Jesus’ Apostles Women, Two Gay
Not to be outdone by JK Rowling’s escapades in retconning published literature, The Almighty God Yahweh today sent the world …
Doctors Find Three Racist Bones in Joe Biden’s Body
Following public denial of rumors of bigotitis, former Vice President Joe Biden was overtaken by a bout of logorrhea Tuesday …
God Appalled by Concept of Hell
The Almighty manifested at a St. Louis Cardinals game today for a father-son-holy ghost outing. After a long absence from …
Talking During Movie Ruled Unconstitutional, Capital Offense
President Trump, in flagrant disregard of the doctrine of separation of powers, today declared via Twitter that saying anything during …
Google to release Shh, the Savior of Remote Workers
Google (NASDAQ: GOOGL) unveiled its latest hardware offering today at the Summit for Sugarcoating Capitalism in San Francisco. Targeted at …
Guinness World Records Confirms Smallest Phallic Graffito
Adjudicators for Guinness World Records confirmed today that a new global record for the tiniest penis vandalization has been set …
Cheese and Heartbreak Pairings
Just in time for the holidays, our staff here at TGU has gotten together a panel of experts to determine …