Cheese and Heartbreak Pairings
Just in time for the holidays, our staff here at TGU has gotten together a panel of experts to determine …
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Existential “Hug-Me Dready Bear” Hits Shelves this Week
Hasbro unveiled its new must-have toy of the holiday season: the Hug-Me Dready Bear. This cuddly li’l friend mumbles a number …
Firefighters Arrive in Time to Offer Thoughts & Prayers to People Trapped in Burning House
“The family kept telling things like ‘help!’ and ‘use that ladder you’re holding!'” says local Fire Chief. “And I yelled back ‘THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS!!’ I even tweeted it.”
Derpwatching for Beginners
Never been derpwatching before? This beginner’s guide will give you all the information you need to get started on a successful, satisfying derpwatching career.
Dear Tabby – Why am I so tired?
DEAR TABBY: I’ve been feeling really worn out the past few months. Work is a senseless drudgery, and things that used to energize me, like going out with friends, just make me more exhausted. I know I need a change, but I’m not sure what it is. — SLEEPY IN SEATTLE
How to Choose your Primary Care Back Alley
Make sure you take your healthcare seriously, since congress sure as hell doesn’t.
How to Tell if She’s the Planet for You
Don’t love a planet that doesn’t love you back.
Astrological Signs as Tacos
We Are All Tacos.