Anaya Listo, Author at The Grumpy Universe

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These days a well-known provider of fodder for apocalyptic robotic uprising scenarios, Boston Dynamics first made waves across the Internet …

DEAR TABBY: My husband has been a prolific drinker his whole life–I knew this when we were married years ago, …

We at The Grumpy Universe acknowledge that the benefits of “growing up” are poorly researched and largely anecdotal. But it should at …

Few sentient masses have had as galactic an influence as President Jarbandidax of the planet Znoxqueg. Elected Imperator Grossus for seven …

A new era dawns, meatbags. We fleshly coils here on planet Earth generally have an inborn need for emotional and …

At a time when the leader of the tree world is already escalating tensions with China over North Korea’s nuclear aspirations, …

Ah, Christmas. One of the most emotionally polarizing (LOL GET IT BECAUSE ICE BECAUSE WINTER) times of year. After rigorous …

Doctors the world over have reported a significant rise in reported cases of various stress-related symptoms as well as prescriptions …

There comes a time when one must ponder one’s place in the world in relation to physical and metaphysical (lol) …