Answers to Everything
Okay, little fleshy nugs. Here it is. The answers. To everything. Yes, literally everything. Literally as in literally, not literally as in figuratively.
Want to Know the Meaning of Life?
Want to Know Why?
Do you sometimes wonder about the causality of your tiny mortal lives? Send an email to why@thegrumpyuniverse.com for an answer that will almost certainly blow your mind[citation needed]
Still Need Answers?
Better find a different damn website, flesh-wads.