We Forced an AI to Generate Headlines
Based on our corpus. Here’s a human-picked assortment of the best of what it wrote (some punctuation is our addition):
- Local universe creates universe
- Let us know what we’re here for: the wealthiest democratic sensations of the hard cheese
- adolescents of the schwa – just follow the bop
- local woman is a dangerous breed of human known as a contractor
- the phallic building religion
- scientists alarmed by burning of the liberal mainstream media
- local tightwad treehuggers have been drinking healthy waves of human conceit
- A new career to keep expired hearts in: the american footprint
- local magic beings are actually made of nipples
- The anti scientific senator of hell
- deli owned by beetles across a shrinking nation
- The grumpy nanotechnology of millennial jesus
- petition calls for the unbearable terror of human existence to be treated as suppressed memory
- international activist yelling things at the nature
- That doesn’t mean anything good–people lurking about are still bourgeoisie
- human folly damages have always been around, nerds
- Punditry in chains after the burgeoning eccentric serial entrepreneur astronauts spawn emotionally pent friends
- worshiped freedom sent back for issues of nonexistence
- The flabbergasted gospel of american assembly of unconstitutional financial gain
- And that’s a win – timeline notable for its strong experiences of laser ingenuity
- unethical beings were friendly to nuclear provocation
- That seems ass ballsy extraterrestrials praise kirk for the unbearable timeline versions of everyone
- That a robot must protect a human being is so sexist
- our genetic lineage are the results of human creep
- brave firefighters were having difficulty launching submarine sandwich to sagittarius-
- To hell and back in the flesh
- The world is fuckin stupid
Seriously it just kept spitting out great stuff, we have to stop ourselves here.