We Forced an AI to Generate Headlines

Based on our corpus. Here’s a human-picked assortment of the best of what it wrote (some punctuation is our addition):

  • Local universe creates universe
  • Let us know what we’re here for: the wealthiest democratic sensations of the hard cheese
  • adolescents of the schwa – just follow the bop
  • local woman is a dangerous breed of human known as a contractor
  • the phallic building religion
  • scientists alarmed by burning of the liberal mainstream media
  • local tightwad treehuggers have been drinking healthy waves of human conceit
  • A new career to keep expired hearts in: the american footprint
  • local magic beings are actually made of nipples
  • The anti scientific senator of hell
  • deli owned by beetles across a shrinking nation
  • The grumpy nanotechnology of millennial jesus
  • petition calls for the unbearable terror of human existence to be treated as suppressed memory
  • international activist yelling things at the nature
  • That doesn’t mean anything good–people lurking about are still bourgeoisie
  • human folly damages have always been around, nerds
  • Punditry in chains after the burgeoning eccentric serial entrepreneur astronauts spawn emotionally pent friends
  • worshiped freedom sent back for issues of nonexistence
  • The flabbergasted gospel of american assembly of unconstitutional financial gain
  • And that’s a win – timeline notable for its strong experiences of laser ingenuity
  • unethical beings were friendly to nuclear provocation
  • That seems ass ballsy extraterrestrials praise kirk for the unbearable timeline versions of everyone
  • That a robot must protect a human being is so sexist
  • our genetic lineage are the results of human creep
  • brave firefighters were having difficulty launching submarine sandwich to sagittarius-
  • To hell and back in the flesh
  • The world is fuckin stupid

Seriously it just kept spitting out great stuff, we have to stop ourselves here.