[Sponsored] Buy a pack of Occam’s Razors™ at half price this month only!

Yes, you read that right. What a steal, what a deal, it’s real, feel our zeal! This month, for TGU patrons only, we’re offering a BOGO on Occam’s Razors™. Normal MSRP ranges from $10,000 to $250,000 of yearly tuition, but use the coupon FUCKADS at checkout and shave your way to clearer thinking.*

Occam’s Razors™
“The simplest solution”

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