Alarming Increase in Ulceration And Dyspepsia Among Intelligent Humans

Doctors the world over have reported a significant rise in reported cases of various stress-related symptoms as well as prescriptions for pharmacological remedies. The trend started on November 8th, 2016, according to the CDC, when a sudden glut of hospitalizations left ERs covered in vomit and tears, concentrated in urban centers. No word yet on the cause.

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