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Nofriendo Announces Ennui U
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We Forced an AI to Generate Headlines
Based on our corpus. Here’s a human-picked assortment of the best of what it wrote (some punctuation is our addition): …
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Report: Berenstein Universe Exists Due to Time Travel
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AI Already 68% as Miserable as Humans
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Local Man Spends Whopping 15 Minutes Cultivating Inner Peace
Georgetown native Kyle Wells dwelt on all the good things in his life for a total of 15 minutes last …